Showing posts with label Zuckerberg. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Zuckerberg. Show all posts

Monday, September 12, 2011

Mark Zuckerberg Sucks at Coding Now [Zuckerberg]

Mark Zuckerberg Sucks at Coding NowMark Zuckerberg isn't the coding wiz he used to be. When he was young and not rich, he would put himself through coding marathon sessions, banging out lines like Lohan. It's true! I saw it in The Social Network. No more though. He doesn't code much nowadays and when he does, he sucks.

According to a story in New York Magazine about young programmers, Zuckerberg stays away from the code (probably because he has better things to worry about, like the privacy of Facebook users). Feross Aboukhadijeh, former Facebook Intern and creator of YouTube Instant, told NY Mag:

But, as the Groups team was adding the finishing touches to its product, Zuckerberg said he wanted to write a few lines. "Everybody was like, Ohhhh, Zuck's gonna write code," says Feross. Someone set up an easy bug for him to fix—adding a link to a picture, or something—and he went to work. Five minutes passed. Twenty minutes. An hour. "It took him like two hours to do something that would take one of us who's an engineer like five minutes."

I can see the whole scene: Sweat dripping down his face, hoodie loosening, face flushing. Panic. Pain. Ulcer-causing stress. My soldiers are staring at me, judging me, leaving me for Google he must've been thinking. Then some lowly nice-guy tells him, "Oh it's okay, Mark, you don't have to finish this, we'll just put it on the new guy." He screams back, "IF YOU INVENTED FACEBOOK, YOU WOULD'VE INVENTED FACEBOOK" and then storms away into the arms of Justin Timberlake. End scene. [NY Mag via Kottke]

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Friday, September 2, 2011

Zuckerberg! Airplay! And Other Stories We Didn't Post [Video]

Zuckerberg! Airplay! And Other Stories We Didn't PostSo much news passes before our collective eyes every day that we couldn't possibly cover it all. Mostly because much of it isn't worth covering! But here are a some borderline tidbits we passed on, just in case.

Zuckerberg! Airplay! And Other Stories We Didn't Post

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg was joined by the Big Bosses from Google, Amazon, Apple, Square, Netflix and oh my god who cares. It's basically a list of the CEOs of every tech company worth talking about except for Microsoft, ranked maybe in order of hairstyle? Dunno. [Vanity Fair]

Zuckerberg! Airplay! And Other Stories We Didn't Post

The iW1 was announced alllll the way back at CES. And now it's coming out in three weeks. So if you've been waiting desperately since January for the day that you could safely say you were three weeks away from these particular $300 speakers being available, well, today is that day.
[Engadget]

Zuckerberg! Airplay! And Other Stories We Didn't Post

There is a wonderful story behind this Chipotle ad (seriously!) over at FastCo Design, and you should go read it. There is also apparently a video that shows off the process behind making the video, and we would have posted that, except that it's listed as private. Thems, as they say, the breaks. [FastCo Design]

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