Thursday, September 15, 2011

Porn Studio Building Opulent Underground Sex Bunker for Post-Apocalyptic Penetration [Sex]

Porn Studio Building Opulent Underground Sex Bunker for Post-Apocalyptic PenetrationYou might be familiar with Pink Visual, a major porn player, because you've possibly masturbated to some of their work. If and when the world ends in 2012, they don't want that to stop. So let's build a bang bunker.

The "blueprint" of the 8,200 square foot compound, codenamed the "Sexagon," is a bit on the decadent side: a central, rotating sex stage, fully-stocked bar, "fertility chambers" (THIS PROBABLY INVOLVES SPERM), and a "world disaster satellite monitor." So essentially, what the Pentagon resembled during the Clinton administration. Is it real? Probably not, although Pink swears they're building the thing—and reserving spots! So if you'd rather be covered in liquor and bodily secretions instead of solemnly surrounded by your family as the world crashes to an end, this is your ticket. You can start begging for a bunk via Twitter. [Pink Visual via CBS News]

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